I Go Chop Your Dollar
Hi Dearies,
Got this mail today in my inbox, it Read......
"Hello Dear Friend,
Compliment of the days, i hope that you are fine? if so glory be to God. I'm happy to inform you about my success in getting the fund transferred under the cooperation of a new partner from Paragua.
Presently i'm in Paragua now for investment projects with my own share of the total sum. Meanwhile,I didn't forget your past efforts and attempts to assist me in transferring those funds despite that it failed us some how.
Now contact my secretary in Cotonou,Fedral Republic Of Benin, his name is Mr Itembar Collins and his Office Email address;(Bc_chiji 01@yahoo.com) ask him to send you the Bank draft cheque of $850.000.00 (Eight Hundred and Fifty Thousand Dollars Only) which I kept for your compensation for all the past efforts and attempts to assist me at that time.
I appreciated your efforts at that time very much. So feel free and get in touch with my secretary Mr Itembar and instruct him where to send the amount to you. Please do let me know immediately you receive it so that we can share the joy after all the sufferness at that time.
At the moment,I am very busy here because of the investment projects which i and my new partner are having at hand,Finally, remember that I had forwarded instruction to my secretary on your behalf to receive that money, so feel free to get in touch with him and he will send the cheque to you without any delay.
ONLY FORWARD THIS INFORMAITION TO HIM WHILE CONTACTING HIS OFFICE;
YOUR FULL NAME,...................................
YOUR FULL CONTACT ADDRESS,.............................
YOUR TELEPHONE NUMBERS,...................................
YOUR CITY AND COUNTRY,.........................................
With best regards,
Dr Innocent NWA NJUKO ESQ."
..And me "Harsh Naija chick" ...i Replied
"First of all you an ass because an average Nigerian businessman speaks the most basic English , which apparently eludes you sir.
Why do i say this? It apalls me that rifrafs like you, actually feel the need to make a quick buck , from poor unsuspecting hardworking citizens.
1) The appropirate greeting i believe is "compliment of the day" if that was a typographical error you have to always crosscheck your business mails before sending them out.
2) Offficially you should try getting an E-mail account, for your specific organisation ! do not use yahoo.com aight?
3)I want to believe that there is no such word as "Sufferness", but you should know you are the big shot 'very busy investor' right?
Sorry pal you hit the wrong key pad . why dont you use the 850, 000 dollars for your self ?....I DASH U !!!! lol."
..and a word for my peeps out there, you have got to be really greedy and dumb to fall for this crap .....
almost the end of the week yah!
Got this mail today in my inbox, it Read......
"Hello Dear Friend,
Compliment of the days, i hope that you are fine? if so glory be to God. I'm happy to inform you about my success in getting the fund transferred under the cooperation of a new partner from Paragua.
Presently i'm in Paragua now for investment projects with my own share of the total sum. Meanwhile,I didn't forget your past efforts and attempts to assist me in transferring those funds despite that it failed us some how.
Now contact my secretary in Cotonou,Fedral Republic Of Benin, his name is Mr Itembar Collins and his Office Email address;(Bc_chiji 01@yahoo.com) ask him to send you the Bank draft cheque of $850.000.00 (Eight Hundred and Fifty Thousand Dollars Only) which I kept for your compensation for all the past efforts and attempts to assist me at that time.
I appreciated your efforts at that time very much. So feel free and get in touch with my secretary Mr Itembar and instruct him where to send the amount to you. Please do let me know immediately you receive it so that we can share the joy after all the sufferness at that time.
At the moment,I am very busy here because of the investment projects which i and my new partner are having at hand,Finally, remember that I had forwarded instruction to my secretary on your behalf to receive that money, so feel free to get in touch with him and he will send the cheque to you without any delay.
ONLY FORWARD THIS INFORMAITION TO HIM WHILE CONTACTING HIS OFFICE;
YOUR FULL NAME,...................................
YOUR FULL CONTACT ADDRESS,.............................
YOUR TELEPHONE NUMBERS,...................................
YOUR CITY AND COUNTRY,.........................................
With best regards,
Dr Innocent NWA NJUKO ESQ."
..And me "Harsh Naija chick" ...i Replied
"First of all you an ass because an average Nigerian businessman speaks the most basic English , which apparently eludes you sir.
Why do i say this? It apalls me that rifrafs like you, actually feel the need to make a quick buck , from poor unsuspecting hardworking citizens.
1) The appropirate greeting i believe is "compliment of the day" if that was a typographical error you have to always crosscheck your business mails before sending them out.
2) Offficially you should try getting an E-mail account, for your specific organisation ! do not use yahoo.com aight?
3)I want to believe that there is no such word as "Sufferness", but you should know you are the big shot 'very busy investor' right?
Sorry pal you hit the wrong key pad . why dont you use the 850, 000 dollars for your self ?....I DASH U !!!! lol."
..and a word for my peeps out there, you have got to be really greedy and dumb to fall for this crap .....
almost the end of the week yah!
Comments
When r u getting in? I'm going to be out of our area till fri, so call me when u get here. Gist dey o...xx
I am coming in on wednessday ..Thanks for your reply you are officially my first visitor the blog.
where are you headed to anyway we can see on the weekend.
please keep the gist tighly wrapped for moi girl.
nice one