Robberies n All
Hmm Oga Fash(Mayor of Lagos(lol)(i got that from some one's blog, but thats not the ish rite now), has got his work cut out for him oh, with the spate of robberies going on in Lagos, i guess he should concentrate on security for now and give those roads his constructing, a rain cheque, or there will be no inhabitants left to ride on those roads.
All that drama, makes one want to drop the "i wanna relocate" rythm,cus when i think of how close, some friends of mine come to getting their @**%s whooped by these powers that be , Man.....combine it with the 'No electricity, traffic jammz, Area Niggys all in your face making crass comments randomly, when you have the unfortunate incidence of being within a range of a mile or less, close to them ...I am like is Naij really worth it ......
Was on the phone, to my peeps just this evening n out of nowhere i heard ,my pal say "robbers", n next thing i was cut of the phone in mid sentence , tried calling them back couldn't for a long time ....didnt know when i got down on my kness with my bible and started binding, every dark lord that ever lived,(it was a bit fuzzy but i am sure voldermort-he who must not be named popped in randomly) the devil topped the chart, even though i was almost sure he had nothing to do with those , "greedy assed no gooders, who have just decided that getting them selves proper J-O-Bs,is way too mush hustle, so they are stick to the power of the pistol and they are aight for shizzy..I always have a word for them trust me , you guys always acting like , lifes hard on you... we are what we make of our selves
any how you look @it ....in this crappy world. WE R ALL HUSTLERS !!
..and with my friends? how did the story end? thankfully my prayers worked, it was the vehicle in front of them that got stopped so they had enough time to back up and turn the other way...aww did i say thankfully...sorry , but if it helps ... er , i heard some not so smart Homie in the vehicle realised he had a gun too(as well hold on...and i see this in the movies so i can try it at home, spirit) and decided to speak their language by shooting back @ them....Not soo wise son ..Not soo wise (shake head)
....thats how much i know ..
do you have any scarry, or funny robber stories? pls share.
All that drama, makes one want to drop the "i wanna relocate" rythm,cus when i think of how close, some friends of mine come to getting their @**%s whooped by these powers that be , Man.....combine it with the 'No electricity, traffic jammz, Area Niggys all in your face making crass comments randomly, when you have the unfortunate incidence of being within a range of a mile or less, close to them ...I am like is Naij really worth it ......
Was on the phone, to my peeps just this evening n out of nowhere i heard ,my pal say "robbers", n next thing i was cut of the phone in mid sentence , tried calling them back couldn't for a long time ....didnt know when i got down on my kness with my bible and started binding, every dark lord that ever lived,(it was a bit fuzzy but i am sure voldermort-he who must not be named popped in randomly) the devil topped the chart, even though i was almost sure he had nothing to do with those , "greedy assed no gooders, who have just decided that getting them selves proper J-O-Bs,is way too mush hustle, so they are stick to the power of the pistol and they are aight for shizzy..I always have a word for them trust me , you guys always acting like , lifes hard on you... we are what we make of our selves
any how you look @it ....in this crappy world. WE R ALL HUSTLERS !!
..and with my friends? how did the story end? thankfully my prayers worked, it was the vehicle in front of them that got stopped so they had enough time to back up and turn the other way...aww did i say thankfully...sorry , but if it helps ... er , i heard some not so smart Homie in the vehicle realised he had a gun too(as well hold on...and i see this in the movies so i can try it at home, spirit) and decided to speak their language by shooting back @ them....Not soo wise son ..Not soo wise (shake head)
....thats how much i know ..
do you have any scarry, or funny robber stories? pls share.
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